Who reads blogs?
- If I had a dog and he could read, he'd read my blog, because dogs are like that.
- My mom, if she could find this blog, would read it because moms are like that.
- If I were a man, my old girlfriends would read this blog because old girlfriends are like that. But I am a woman and old boyfriends don't read blogs. They're watching hockey.
- My son would read this blog if it had audio fart jokes or if I read it out loud to him and every sentence ended with "poopoohead."
- If I type in the name of a famous person, maybe people will read this blog.
- Lady Gaga.
